{"product_id":"cowfolks-guide-to-getting-older","title":"Cowfolk's Guide to Getting Older","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJudge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who’ve had a few “senior moments” or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGems include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don’t spread your blanket where a cat’s been diggin’.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“It don’t take a very big man to carry a grudge.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Every path has some puddles.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isn’t looking.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41346042298432,"sku":"9781423651727","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/9739\/8336\/files\/81rvdRNbVfL._SL1500.jpg?v=1787698594","url":"https:\/\/huttogeneralstore.com\/products\/cowfolks-guide-to-getting-older","provider":"Hutto General Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}